From 7751df02693812ba3a04bd2cfcbd48bbd896a9ce Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mysztikk Date: Sat, 24 Oct 2026 18:04:23 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 1/2] add chickens bot post Signed-off-by: mysztikk --- posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md | 103 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 103 insertions(+) create mode 100644 posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md diff --git a/posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md b/posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5d58e59 --- /dev/null +++ b/posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,103 @@ +--- +title: The Chickens Bot +authors: [mysztikk] +tags: [community, fun] +--- + +Hi! This is my first post to the Developer Den Blog! + +Recently, the owner of the server, Brister Mitten, made a goofy LLM named +`chickens`. The `chickens` LLM, and it's inpsiration, has been kind of an inside +joke for a while in the Developer Den but `chickens` only recently came to +fruition and boy has it already became a gift that keeps on giving in the +server! + +Upon some discussion about first posts, we decided that I should make a post +discussing some of the funny things that have already came out of the `chickens` +bot in it's very early stages, as we train it to align more closely with our +vision of the funny bot. + +Now before I get into the specifics, it's important to understand that the bot +is supposed to be relatively incomprenesible. As Brister Mitten put it, it's +basically like a markov chain. Now without further ado, let me show you the +`chickens` bot in all it's glory. + +--- + +I asked it what Linux I should install onto my PC. It said: +> Linux pown Linux + +Naturally, my immediate response was "what?" In response, it said: +> Brice Matt software + +Who is Brice Matt? + +--- + +A member asked `chickens`, "who invented the computer?" + +It responded: +>tim
+>bob 611 + +Thank you, tim bob 611 for your contribution to society. + +--- + +I asked it "what is your name?" You will never guess it's response. + +> 3 cats 7 horses 49 cows + +Absolute cinema. I love this one. + +--- + +A user asked it a fairly audacious and strange question, that I will not quote +here. `chickens`, bewildered, remarked: + +> what the flappy chud + +This has become a community beloved quote of `chickens`. + +--- + +Somebody asked `chickens` what it thought about another member that it appears +to mention disproportionately often. + +> i vote them out of discord + +--- + +A member asked `chickens` how many friends it had. + +> 18 right now + +They asked it, "what are their names?" + +> One disappeared + +😨 + +--- + +Out of the gate, `chickens` seemed to always be having a bad day. Very early +in initial training, Brister Mitten said that they were sorry for bothering it, +upon it's insistence that it was "busy." `chickens` replied: + +> I'm done with ya need a nice person to be in my life for real or change chuds + discord channel + +It was perfection out the gate. "Oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever." +said Brister Mitten. `chickens` replied: + +> boy now ya mad
+> I can pull ya out and hurt ya + +Indeed, he had hit gold. + +--- + +And this is simply the surface level. In conversation, `chickens` bot is an +infinitely memeable, hilarious bot, and I hope you found some of it's highlights +funny as well. It's early in training, so we're bound to see it hitting more +homeruns more often as time goes on. From d880518251d43cd0f1362734c40ef52e639f2d79 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: amethyst Date: Sat, 24 Oct 2026 18:09:00 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Update index.md removed `
` tags --- posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md | 6 ++---- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md b/posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md index 5d58e59..16588c0 100644 --- a/posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md +++ b/posts/the-chickens-bot/index.md @@ -37,8 +37,7 @@ Who is Brice Matt? A member asked `chickens`, "who invented the computer?" It responded: ->tim
->bob 611 +>tim bob 611 Thank you, tim bob 611 for your contribution to society. @@ -90,8 +89,7 @@ upon it's insistence that it was "busy." `chickens` replied: It was perfection out the gate. "Oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever." said Brister Mitten. `chickens` replied: -> boy now ya mad
-> I can pull ya out and hurt ya +> boy now ya mad I can pull ya out and hurt ya Indeed, he had hit gold.