diff --git a/.github/workflow-scripts/__tests__/extractIssueOncalls-test.js b/.github/workflow-scripts/__tests__/extractIssueOncalls-test.js
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--- a/.github/workflow-scripts/__tests__/extractIssueOncalls-test.js
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-/**
- * Copyright (c) Meta Platforms, Inc. and affiliates.
- *
- * This source code is licensed under the MIT license found in the
- * LICENSE file in the root directory of this source tree.
- *
- * @format
- */
-
-const {extractIssueOncalls} = require('../extractIssueOncalls');
-
-const userMap = {
-  '@g': '1785',
-  '@c': '1781',
-  '@s': '1272',
-  '@d': '1332',
-  '@m': '9555',
-  '@p': '6097',
-  '@f': '7565',
-};
-
-const schedule = {
-  '2025-04-01': ['@m', '@f'],
-  '2025-04-08': ['@g', '@d'],
-};
-
-describe('extractIssueOncalls', () => {
-  beforeEach(() => {
-    jest.clearAllMocks();
-    jest.useFakeTimers('modern');
-  });
-
-  afterEach(() => {
-    jest.useRealTimers();
-  });
-  it('extracts m and f on 6 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 6));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@m'], userMap['@f']]);
-  });
-
-  it('extracts m and f on 7 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 7));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@m'], userMap['@f']]);
-  });
-
-  it('extracts g and d on 8 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 8));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@g'], userMap['@d']]);
-  });
-
-  it('extracts g and d on 9 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 9));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@g'], userMap['@d']]);
-  });
-
-  it('extracts g and d on 10 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 10));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@g'], userMap['@d']]);
-  });
-
-  it('extracts g and d on 11 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 11));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@g'], userMap['@d']]);
-  });
-
-  it('extracts g and d on 12 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 12));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@g'], userMap['@d']]);
-  });
-
-  it('extracts g and d on 13 of April', () => {
-    jest.setSystemTime(new Date(2025, 3, 13));
-    const oncalls = extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-    expect(oncalls).toEqual([userMap['@g'], userMap['@d']]);
-  });
-});
diff --git a/.github/workflow-scripts/extractIssueOncalls.js b/.github/workflow-scripts/extractIssueOncalls.js
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--- a/.github/workflow-scripts/extractIssueOncalls.js
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-/**
- * Copyright (c) Meta Platforms, Inc. and affiliates.
- *
- * This source code is licensed under the MIT license found in the
- * LICENSE file in the root directory of this source tree.
- *
- * @format
- */
-
-const fs = require('fs');
-
-const MSEC_IN_DAY = 1000 * 60 * 60 * 24;
-
-function formatUsers(users) {
-  console.log(`${users[0]} ${users[1]}`.trim());
-}
-
-function extractUsersFromScheduleAndDate(schedule, userMap, date) {
-  const year = date.getFullYear();
-  const month = date.getMonth() + 1; // 0 is January, 1 is February
-  const day = date.getDate();
-  const dateStr = `${year}-${month < 10 ? `0${month}` : month}-${day < 10 ? `0${day}` : day}`;
-  const user1 = userMap[schedule[dateStr][0]];
-  const user2 = userMap[schedule[dateStr][1]];
-  return [user1, user2];
-}
-
-/**
- * You can invoke this script by doing:
- * ```
- * node .github/workflow-scripts/extractIssueOncalls.js $DATA
- * ```
- *
- * the $DATA is stored in the github secrets as ONCALL_SCHEDULE variable.
- * The format of the data is:
- * ```
- * {
- *   \"userMap\": {
- *     \"discord_handle1\": \"discord_id1\",
- *     \"discord_handle2\": \"discord_id2\",
- *    ...
- *  },
- *  \"schedule\": {
- *    \"2025-07-29\": [\"discord_handle1\", \"discord_handle2\"],
- *    \"2025-08-05\": [\"discord_handle3\", \"discord_handle4\"],
- *   ...
- * }
- * ```
- *
- * When uploading the secret, make sure that the JSON strings are escaped!
- * The script will fail otherwise, because GitHub will remove the `"` characters.
- */
-function main() {
-  const configuration = process.argv[2];
-  const {userMap, schedule} = JSON.parse(configuration);
-  extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap);
-}
-
-function extractIssueOncalls(schedule, userMap) {
-  const now = new Date();
-  const dayOfTheWeek = now.getDay(); // 0 is Sunday, 1 is Monday, etc.
-  let users;
-  if (dayOfTheWeek === 2) {
-    // exact match in the schedule
-    users = extractUsersFromScheduleAndDate(schedule, userMap, now);
-  } else if (dayOfTheWeek < 2) {
-    // sunday
-    // go to the tuesday of the last week
-    const lastWeekTuesday = new Date(now - (5 + dayOfTheWeek) * MSEC_IN_DAY);
-    users = extractUsersFromScheduleAndDate(schedule, userMap, lastWeekTuesday);
-  } else if (dayOfTheWeek > 1) {
-    // go to the previous tuesday
-    const thisWeekTuesday = new Date(now - (dayOfTheWeek - 2) * MSEC_IN_DAY);
-    users = extractUsersFromScheduleAndDate(schedule, userMap, thisWeekTuesday);
-  }
-  formatUsers(users);
-  return users;
-}
-
-if (require.main === module) {
-  void main();
-}
-
-module.exports = {
-  extractIssueOncalls,
-};
diff --git a/.github/workflows/monitor-new-issues.yml b/.github/workflows/monitor-new-issues.yml
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-name: Monitor React Native New Issues
-
-on:
-  schedule:
-    - cron: '0 0,6,12,18 * * *'
-  workflow_dispatch:
-
-# Reminder for when we have to update the schedule (before Jan 2026):
-# the secrets.ONCALL_SCHEDULE secret must be on a single line and must have all the `"` escaped as `\"`.
-# Only a meta engineer can update it through the OSS internal portal.
-
-jobs:
-  monitor-issues:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
-    if: github.repository == 'react/react-native'
-    steps:
-      - name: Checkout
-        uses: actions/checkout@v6
-      - name: Set up Node.js
-        uses: ./.github/actions/setup-node
-      - name: Install dependencies
-        uses: ./.github/actions/yarn-install
-      - name: Extract next oncall
-        run: |
-          ONCALLS=$(node ./.github/workflow-scripts/extractIssueOncalls.js "${{ secrets.ONCALL_SCHEDULE }}")
-          ONCALL1=$(echo $ONCALLS | cut -d ' ' -f 1)
-          ONCALL2=$(echo $ONCALLS | cut -d ' ' -f 2)
-          echo "oncall1=$ONCALL1" >> $GITHUB_ENV
-          echo "oncall2=$ONCALL2" >> $GITHUB_ENV
-      - name: Monitor New Issues
-        uses: react-native-community/repo-monitor@v1.0.1
-        with:
-          task: 'monitor-issues'
-          git_secret: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-          notifier: 'discord'
-          fetch_data_interval: 6
-          repo_owner: 'react'
-          repo_name: 'react-native'
-          discord_webhook_url: '${{ secrets.DISCORD_WEBHOOK_URL }}'
-          discord_id_type: 'user'
-          discord_ids: '${{ env.oncall1 }},${{ env.oncall2 }}'