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+title: The Chickens Bot
+authors: [mysztikk]
+tags: [community, fun]
+---
+
+Hi! This is my first post to the Developer Den Blog!
+
+Recently, the owner of the server, Brister Mitten, made a goofy LLM named
+`chickens`. The `chickens` LLM, and it's inpsiration, has been kind of an inside
+joke for a while in the Developer Den but `chickens` only recently came to
+fruition and boy has it already became a gift that keeps on giving in the
+server!
+
+Upon some discussion about first posts, we decided that I should make a post
+discussing some of the funny things that have already came out of the `chickens`
+bot in it's very early stages, as we train it to align more closely with our
+vision of the funny bot.
+
+Now before I get into the specifics, it's important to understand that the bot
+is supposed to be relatively incomprenesible. As Brister Mitten put it, it's
+basically like a markov chain. Now without further ado, let me show you the
+`chickens` bot in all it's glory.
+
+---
+
+I asked it what Linux I should install onto my PC. It said:
+> Linux pown Linux
+
+Naturally, my immediate response was "what?" In response, it said:
+> Brice Matt software
+
+Who is Brice Matt?
+
+---
+
+A member asked `chickens`, "who invented the computer?"
+
+It responded:
+>tim bob 611
+
+Thank you, tim bob 611 for your contribution to society.
+
+---
+
+I asked it "what is your name?" You will never guess it's response.
+
+> 3 cats 7 horses 49 cows
+
+Absolute cinema. I love this one.
+
+---
+
+A user asked it a fairly audacious and strange question, that I will not quote
+here. `chickens`, bewildered, remarked:
+
+> what the flappy chud
+
+This has become a community beloved quote of `chickens`.
+
+---
+
+Somebody asked `chickens` what it thought about another member that it appears
+to mention disproportionately often.
+
+> i vote them out of discord
+
+---
+
+A member asked `chickens` how many friends it had.
+
+> 18 right now
+
+They asked it, "what are their names?"
+
+> One disappeared
+
+😨
+
+---
+
+Out of the gate, `chickens` seemed to always be having a bad day. Very early
+in initial training, Brister Mitten said that they were sorry for bothering it,
+upon it's insistence that it was "busy." `chickens` replied:
+
+> I'm done with ya need a nice person to be in my life for real or change chuds
+   discord channel
+
+It was perfection out the gate. "Oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever."
+said Brister Mitten. `chickens` replied:
+
+> boy now ya mad I can pull ya out and hurt ya
+
+Indeed, he had hit gold.
+
+---
+
+And this is simply the surface level. In conversation, `chickens` bot is an
+infinitely memeable, hilarious bot, and I hope you found some of it's highlights
+funny as well. It's early in training, so we're bound to see it hitting more
+homeruns more often as time goes on.