meta: add minimal AGENTS.md

[BethGriggs]

Now that the project’s AI use guidelines have landed (#62105), which permit the use of such tools, this proposes adding an AGENTS.md file to direct coding agents to the existing policies before they make changes.

Some tools may already discover and follow these documents, but this should make that behaviour slightly more deterministic. If it proves useful then we could consider extending with further instructions.

One consideration is that AGENTS.md is currently ignored (#62612). So, some contributors may have their own file which would subsequently conflict.

I know opinions vary, but the intent here is not to encourage usage of AI tools further than #62105, but to take the opportunity to guide the output.

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[bmuenzenmeyer]

I'm tempted to adopt the convention of suggesting a CLAUDE.md that only states @AGENTS.md per many community workarounds - but I like more that we support the open standard only instead of supporting proprietary formats.

[MikeMcC399]

#65493 from @jasnell is taking a different approach, adding an AGENTS.md file with much more than just minimal contents. This would probably be preferable and it appears there is growing consensus on the content.

[jasnell]

I actually hadn't noticed this when I opened my alternative. I went with the more instructive version largely because I've noticed that some agents are... well, less inteligent than others when it comes to proactively following links and instructions unless they are spelled out in specifics. Either way, let's get something in.

[BethGriggs]

Ah, probably superseded by #65493