Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-4379 (?)
- SCP-4379 is an alternate dimension that appears instead of a specific office in a lunar research facility, containing an endless, mountainous forest lit by a constant sun. The air inside matches the moon base's atmosphere, but with higher humidity, and its climate can be controlled by the base's systems. The environment contains only seven plant species, all related to Earth plants, and no animals have been found. Intriguingly, all soil and water samples from SCP-4379 contain human DNA, including decomposed human skin cells and compacted human waste, with the waste suggesting a diet solely of the anomaly's plants. Explorers have also found an ancient stone building within SCP-4379, made from local materials, that once stored large amounts of seeds. There have also been occasional, out-of-sync sightings of a "man in black clothing" (SCP-4379-A) moving towards the entrance from within the anomaly.
- Saddam Hussein's novels (?)
- Saddam Hussein, the former President of Iraq, authored four novels and several poems, often publishing the first two anonymously. His works frequently employed allegory, such as "Zabibah and the King," which depicts a love story between a ruler and a commoner, interpreted by the CIA as an allegory for Hussein's relationship with the Iraqi people and the United States. "The Fortified Castle" is another allegorical novel about an Iraqi war hero, while "Men and the City" focuses on the rise of the Ba'ath Party. His final novel, "Begone, Demons," allegedly finished just before the U.S. invasion, describes a Zionist-Christian conspiracy against Arabs and Muslims, culminating in an Arab army destroying two massive towers, a clear reference to the September 11 attacks.